Conan Mocks God!
"I'm
a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die" --Conan O'Brien
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Conan
O'Brien, the host of NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien show since
1993, makes a mockery of Hell. In a despicable song titled "Go To Hell
When I Die" by a group of perverts who call themselves The Booty Boys,
Conan is the featured singer. Conan has really hit rock bottom with this
sleaze. Here are the sinful lyrics:
I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
I can't be saved, it's too late for me
I'm going to H-E Double L when I D-I-E
You could say I'm messed up, but I'm keepin' it real
I'll sleep with your mom for a home cooked meal
Give a guy with no legs a new pair of shoes
And give Ben Affleck a bottle of booze
I Call up Nick Lechey, tell him he's gay
Then ask Jessica to spell Chevrolet
Chorus
I sent Al Roker a box of crullers
With a dozen jelly donuts and a staple remover
I sent Abe Vigoda a cookie basket
With some flowers and a catalogue to pick out a casket
Jacked Michael J. Fox for his time machine
Then I grabbed a couple hookers and Charlie Sheen
And got 'em all to take a trip back in time with me
So we could pee on R. Kelly when he turned 14
Chorus
I pick Kirstie Alley up out of the gutter
Throw her in a ring with Sally Struthers
Cover them with syrup and melted butter
And see how long it takes before they eat each other
I challenge Stephen Hawkings to some one on one
Slam dunk on that bitch like Alan Iverson
Tried to race Andy Dick but he lost control
Ran his mother-f**king car into Billy Joel
Chorus
Push an old lady down a flight of stairs
And pull out the rest of Ron Howard's hair
And lock a PETA member in a room full of bears
And hook Gary Coleman up with a job at the fair
Keep an unofficial count of Star Jones' chins
Cast Hillary Swank and Matt Damon as twins
Start a petition that Conan will hate
Get the Tonight Show cancelled in 2008
Chorus
Do
you think God is humored by such wickedness? Do you think God laughs in
good humor while unsaved sinners sing about going to Hell, picking up hookers,
committing immorality for a meal, etc. God is angry! Psalm 7:11
states that God is angry with the wicked EVERY DAY. We read in Proverb
14:9, "Fools make a mock at sin..." Kindly said, Conan is a fool.
In fact, all of the Late Night comedy hosts are fools. Their shows
recognize, idolize, and promote fools. All they do is joke about sin,
about homosexuality, about adultery, about drunkenness, about going to Hell,
mocking Jesus Christ, etc. Most of their guests do the same.
Everything is about sex, perversion, illegal-drugs, mocking God...anything
goes.
Conan is foolish to sing that he's going to Hell when he dies. Sadly, he will one day be condemned out of the words of his own mouth. His Catholic religion won't help him escape the fires of Hell on judgment day. ONLY through the blood of Jesus Christ can anyone be saved, NOT through religion. It's sickening the way the name of Jesus is blasphemed and trodden under foot on TV, while never a word is said to dishonor the Great Whore of Catholicism--The Queen of Heaven. One day, Conan will meet his Maker and have to give account for his sinful mockery of going to Hell. He has sold his soul to Satan. Why would anyone make fun of such a horrible place where lost sinners burn in fire forever? Evidently Conan doesn't take Hell very seriously. This is tragic.
"In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power." -2nd Thessalonians 1:8,9
Is it a joke to you also? God is not willing for any to perish (2nd Peter 3:9). Please come to Christ while you still can.
by David J. Stewart
